Would you like to go up in the organ gallery?
Oh - can I? That would be lovely. Most churches seem to keep their organ galleries locked.
Well, so do we, but I can unlock ours for you. You do get the best view of the ceiling from up there - you know, the barrel-vaulting. But just to warn you - do be very careful - you do need to be very careful of the steps around the organ, because they've very very steep, and they can catch you by surprise. We don't want you falling over the rail.
Or dropping my camera onto somebody's head.
Well, no, quite. That wouldn't do at all.