Nice one, Ivan.

I'm surprised at you, Teddy. I thought you would have said something, you know, raised an objection.

Well, my plan is to visit all the churches in the City of London, not start arguments in all of them.

You've always been nervous of conflict, Teddy.

Unlike you. Super Intransigent Man.

Piss off.

But I must admit this place is... That canteen makes it look like Brideshead Revisted, when the army came and took over the stately home. And have you seen behind here?

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