Teddy's finished taking pictures. We go out.

Do you think he was gay?

What? Who? Do I think who was gay?

That priest. Don't you think he was gay?

The thought never even crossed my mind. Just because he's a Church of England cleric, Ivan, that doesn't mean he's automatically gay.

I think that guy in the anorak was waiting for him.

Oh, Ivan, that's pure guesswork. Talk about jumping to conclusions.

You weren't watching him. You didn't see how he crossed his arms.

Well, that's a sure sign, that is. They always give themselves away when they cross their arms. Come on, I'm freezing. Let's grab a bite to eat, and something alcoholic to drink.

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