Bloody hell. This really is schoolish and scruffy. It's not like being in church at all. Pots of paint - folding tables - stackable chairs. They must be using it as a community hall. SWINGBALL. SWIMMING MIXED R. This must be Weight Watchers stuff. Exercises that can help you lose weight. Can anybody think of any? Shout them out and I'll write them on the board. Exercises. Sport. Competition. Anything that gets your heart beating a bit faster, anything that gets you hot and sweaty. TWISTER. FOOD RACE. Food race? Does that mean who can eat the fastest? That's not going to help much, is it? RACING. JOUSTING. Jousting? What d'you mean, jousting? You a bit Medievial or something, are you? Got a suit of armour at home, have you? Got the shield and everything? Get dressed up in a suit of armour when you get home from work? Out in the back garden, on a big horse, having a jousting tournament, is that it? Oh, I see. That's what your husband calls it. Sort of a code name. Upstairs for a bit of jousting. Well, yes, okay, that certainly does make your heart beat, and it certainly does make you hot and sweaty. As a matter of fact it's one of the very best forms of exercise, and the more weight you lose the more of that type of exercise you're likely to get.

Not for me, though... I haven't felt like it since...